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'Very Sober' Man Calls 911 to Report Pig Following Him: Cops

Cops in one Ohio town got an usual 911 call over the weekend. It was from a man who said he was walking home from an Amtrak station.  And, according to the man, there was a pig following him. And he didn't know what to do about it.  Wedding Portraits of Duke and Duchess of Sussex Revealed In a hilarious Facebook post early Saturday, cops said "night shift responded to the obviously drunk guy" who must have been "hallucinating" and found instead a "very sober male" walking east on Center Ridge in Elyria. He was, in fact, walking away from the Amtrak station, not from a bar, as they thought.  "Oh, and he was being followed by a pig," the post said. "Yes, a pig."  Texas Mourners Endure Grief That 'None of Us Can Comprehend' An officer managed to get the pig into his cruiser, where the animal was seen appearing to rest comfortably on the black leather seat. It was then taken to a secure location and returned to its owner hours later.  The North Ridgeville Police Department also preempted any attempts to poke insensitive fun: "Also, we will mention the irony of the pig in a police car now so that anyone that thinks they’re funny is actually unoriginal and trying too hard. Have a great day." Meghan Markle Offers Insight Into Her Royal Role Photo Credit: North Ridgeville Police Department

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